ELECTION 2024

This was written for Sarah Parker's Election Day UnOfficial Challenge.

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::Todd Overit reporting live::

"It's anybody's race down here at the capitol building. Crowds have been entering and exiting the polls all day. We stopped a few voters on the way out. "

“Hello Sir, what's your name if I may ask?”

“I'm Elmer Pigsly”

“Okay then, Mr. Pigsly. Do you mind telling us whom you voted for today?”

“Ain't that spose' to be private?”

“Well, if you want, yes Sir but it helps the viewers to know”

“Well I voted for Donald PigsRumpFace”

“I see. Care to share why with the viewing public?”

“Yeah! He's gonna build a wall between us and that ugly swamp of mud!”

“Well Sir, isn't mud one of pigs favorite things? Why would he build a wall?”

“Garsh, that makes sense... duh.” *storms off*

“Here comes another voter!! Catch them.”

“Hello Ma'am... What's your name and who did you vote for today?”

“My name is Ms. Vanessa Mancoon and I voted for Kamala Prettycat”

“Okay, may I ask why?”

“Yes you may.”

*pauses*

“Ma'am? Why did you vote for Kamala?”

“OH! I voted for Kamala because she is intelligent, open minded and will clean up the streets of all those unruly gangs of German Shepherds and Doberman, plus she will be the first Cat in office!”

“I see. Well, thank you for your input!”

“I want to say hi to my uncle Sylvester and cousin Tom! Hi guys!”

“OK, thank you Ma'am! Good bye”

"There you have it folks! Votes seem to be split down the middle."

"Oh look! Here comes Donald PigsRumpFace."

“Former President PigsRumpFace can we have a word?”

“Sure, John”

“It's Todd, Sir. I was your press secretary for 4 years.”

“Yeah, everyone has a story”

“Sir, how do you think things are going?”

“Oh Great, Great! I am ahead by a landslide! If I don't win in Catdelphia it'll be because of those cheaters and their fake news, full of flea bitten Siamese refugees.”

“But Sir, the polls show the vote at 50/50 right now..”

“Ahhh fake news, fake news... *covers ears* I can't hear you oink oink!”

“Well, there you heard it first, people of the nation!”

“Hello Todd”

“Oh my! It's Kamala PrettyCat! Good evening, Ma'am!”

“It's a purrfect evening for an election isn't it, Todd?”

“Yes, Madam Pres, er Vice President! How are you feeling tonight?”

“I feel Greeeeeaaaat, like Tony says! The polls are singing my tune tonight!”

“So you feel confident, Ma'am?”

“Absolutely, did you see that debate!? I roasted him! All that was missing was the apple in his mouth!” She laughs.

“Well good luck and thanks for visiting with your nation Do you have anything else to say to the viewing public?”

*Both together scream*

LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S CATADAY NIGHT!!!