Dirty Laundry
Supplies for a "Crime Scene Assistant"
By Lucas DiercouffPublished 3 years ago • 1 min read
A supply list for when you tidy up:
"Bleach Bliss" – As strong as your ignorance, this fashionably scented bleach is perfect for wiping away indiscretions and 99.9% of evidence.
"The Stain Slayer" – No blood splatter too stubborn. You were never here. A clean floor doesn't ask questions.
"Latex Love" – Gloves that say, 'I take my job seriously, but I'm also fun at parties.'
"Tidy Alibi Trash Bags" – They handle the evidence so you don't have to.
"Squeaky Clean Demeanor" – The most essential. Your best defense against suspicion is looking like you've got nothing to hide.
About the Creator
Lucas Diercouff
Filmmaker, writer, and avid roleplaying gamemaster. I look forward to writing more about my tabletop adventures around Colorado.
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