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Dirty Laundry

Supplies for a "Crime Scene Assistant"

By Lucas DiercouffPublished 3 years ago 1 min read
Dirty Laundry
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A supply list for when you tidy up:

"Bleach Bliss" – As strong as your ignorance, this fashionably scented bleach is perfect for wiping away indiscretions and 99.9% of evidence.

"The Stain Slayer" – No blood splatter too stubborn. You were never here. A clean floor doesn't ask questions.

"Latex Love" – Gloves that say, 'I take my job seriously, but I'm also fun at parties.'

"Tidy Alibi Trash Bags" – They handle the evidence so you don't have to.

"Squeaky Clean Demeanor" – The most essential. Your best defense against suspicion is looking like you've got nothing to hide.

Microfiction

About the Creator

Lucas Diercouff

Filmmaker, writer, and avid roleplaying gamemaster. I look forward to writing more about my tabletop adventures around Colorado.

Get creative with me at www.ariesbrood.com!

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