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'Oh, Jeff...' Challenge (No. 1)

By Kendall Defoe Published about a year ago 1 min read
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“Oh, Jeff… I love you, too…but… I’m two-dimensional.”

“Oh, darling. You shouldn’t be so hard on yourself…”

“No, really. Look at me. I’m a painting. Look at the dots on my face. The colours here are so bright and yet I feel so flat. Like I could be hung on a wall and become forgotten over time because I am just part of an art movement that a lot of people no longer respect…”

“I’m sorry, darling... but I could never give my love to acrylic and canvas.”

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  • Testabout a year ago

    This was comical and a little heartbreaking!! I loved it though, great work Kendall!!

  • Testabout a year ago

    What's a little acrylic between lovers?

  • Mark Gagnonabout a year ago

    You mean you can't be an art lover? Oh my! Funny one Kendall!

  • Ali Sadeek Ahmedabout a year ago

    Beautiful

  • D. J. Reddallabout a year ago

    HA! Clever and amusing; how many of us fetishize the two dimensional and ignore the three dimensional?

  • Hahahahahahahhaahaha I did not see that coming!

  • Mariann Carrollabout a year ago

    Another funny entry. I love your concept story 💕

  • Matthew J. Frommabout a year ago

    This gave a me a lol

  • Maryam Batoolabout a year ago

    It's an amazing take! “I’m sorry, darling... but I could never give my love to acrylic and canvas.” the best part 😃

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