Cracked windows

The Day of the Boxmore and Professor Venomous Merger

Boxman’s perspective

I don’t think I can sit still. I’m running around like a chicken whose head is slightly decapitated, but is still able to breathe and eat. A weird feeling. A strange existence to indulge in without feeling like a complete fool.

It’s still like a dream, to think that during that first disastrous first meeting(I happen to double book the client dinner as I had unwittingly captured three bozo Plaza heroes! Not to mention I burnt dinner…)with Professor Venomous we had locked in our continued business relationship by the end of the evening(he hugged me! Ahhh!)—I had never expected him to find me outside the realm of my expertise in robotics and mechanical engineering. But, I found myself wanting to share with him all of my trade secrets and business strategies—and my top secret projects with Glorbs! Socially, I found him at that villain yacht party… bringing myself along as his plus one. I was so happy to show those uppity fools just how little I cared of their snooty opinion of me! It was good Professor Venomous didn’t care at the end, either… and we got closer because of my petty love for blowing shit up. So… of course… I blew up Billiam’s stupid, fancy yacht and he gave me his wicked, badass Bio-chip. All in all, it was a very good night.

Professor Venomous’s demeanor is of a cool and calm businessman whose evil endeavors were … slightly more intense than mine. Bioengineering and death rays… large weaponry to intimidate powerful people in politics for technos… it was not what usually was on my evil villain palate for a menu. But, I was willing to figure that all out as I would need to. I’m a villain… a man who can roll with the punches.

After all, Professor Venomous saved my business… bought back the company from the board of investors, and…

Saved me from being absolutely ruined, homeless and destroyed.

After inviting me into his home after my son Darrel kicked me out of Boxmore, I (of course!) destroyed Professor Venomous’ entire lab and house by accidentally activating one of Professor Venomous’ death rays. I felt awful! Yet, I (surprisingly!)redeemed myself and impressed him and his bioengineered rat (she’s more human-like and can talk)minion Fink with my invention of the “Rat Trike” to destroy the plaza. Now, he’s completely on board to go into business with me as a full partner.

And… there’s something else about it.

He said to me after I practically destroyed his lair, his home and lab, that I had disappointed him and that my villainy was ineffectual and weak… but for some reason, it made me more pumped up. He gives me that… extra bit of determination to really want to showcase my true villainy! He doesn’t use puffery or lame friendship crap to make me wanna be a better Villian.

He just… gets me.

And it’s a dream.

The best kind of dream. A dream of violet skinned… smoky eyed, slim, toned suited up… snarky toned bliss…. Ahhh! I could die…

He bought back my whole business from the board of investors and made me CEO again. I’m able to be back with my children and creating robots again, sketching up more innovative and creative ways to destroy the plaza and heroes… and mainly…

I’m me again.

I’m no longer garbage man.

I’m… Boxman.

That look in his smoky eyes… that devilish and dreamy look.. after we failed to destroy the plaza with Fink…

Oh! I’m in a dream!

There’s no way he feels like I do… I can’t help but feel like I hear that really loud, annoying, romantic music whenever we are near one another…

How he tells me that I reignite his passion for villainy and how he loves my own passion for it…

Why else would he put all his trust, time and technos on me? On my experience and life business that I home grew and built up all on my own?

Even after I literally destroyed everything of his after graciously letting me live with him in his home… he still wants me. There must be something more to this… I don’t feel like he’s going after my intelligence here! I feel like I can’t even match him even by one iota. He’s so intimidatingly, fiercely brilliant.

Now he’s my partner, and we’re a team.

And it all started with cracked windows!

Well…

I’m—-

Sure it’ll end with wayyy more than that once we’re through!!! *insert maniacal laughter here*