Competing for the Blade of the Sword Chapter 5

　　The day passed quickly, Lin Yifei returned home with his school bag, dumplings were cooking in the kitchen, he ran over and lifted the lid off the pot, his mother immediately came over and smacked him on the back of his hand.

　　"Burn you little brat!"

　　"Hey!" Lin Yifei hurriedly touched his ear with his hand, pretending to look like he was really burned.

　　"But honestly, when did your English become so good? Remember when you first came here, you couldn't even say hello!"

　　"Alas, Mom, I had someone teach me those two sentences, and I memorized them so well that I used them to bluff! If the principal had asked me two more questions, I would have been exposed! We just want to be assigned to a better class!" Lin Yifei looked smug.

　　"You're really worthy of being Mom's son, so smart!"

　　"Mom, you forgot to prepare lunch for me today."

　　"Ah, yes! Little Fei are you hungry at noon!"

　　"Luckily, my classmates gave me something to eat, so I got through it. Tomorrow mom will make something delicious for me to bring to them."

　　"Good! Yes! No problem!"

　　Sure enough, the next morning when Lin Yifei opened his lunchbox, he saw two braised lion's heads and stuffed pork with tofu, all in Chinese style. Only Lin Yifei, with a bad smile on his face, stood on his tiptoes to take the chili oil from the kitchen compartment as well, and put a few drops on both the lion's head and the tofu.

　　Well the boring morning was over and it was time for lunch. Lin Yifei was a little excited to take out his bento to share with everyone.

　　KK is most curious, fork pestle down a small piece of lion's head to the mouth, immediately Lin Yifei expected the effect to appear, KK open mouth to drink gas, screaming can not scream, directly to a box of milk are dried up before barely talking.

　　"Ah ...... is chili! Your Chinese chili I can not stand ......"

　　"Cut ...... such earthly delicacies you can not stand?" Lin Yifei deliberately stimulate the other children, "you few also do not have the courage to try it? Not as spicy as the jalapeño sauce la!"

　　The children where to withstand such encouragement, soon a two were hit.

　　The first thing you need to do is to look at the half of the classroom and fan the milk, Lin Yifei deliberately and proudly brought the lunchbox to Chris, the indifferent teenager looked at Lin Yifei with the eyes of an object.

　　"This classroom is the most dragged by you, why don't you give it a try?" Lin Yifei put on a provocative look, like you are a coward if you don't eat.

　　"Hey ...... hey ......" KK kept making eyes, hoping Lin Yifei would come back, "Don't mess with him!"

　　"What for ah? Don't dare, huh?" Lin Yifei, however, did not relent, in fact, after yesterday and today's observation, Chris's lunch was very simple, just a sandwich, not even milk. Lin Yifei knew that Chris and his mother were living on a shoestring, and it was barely enough to come to school. But how can a teenager of 11 or 12 years old have just a sandwich for lunch every day.

　　As Lin Yifei expected, Chris just gave him a look of disdain.

　　"Forget it, think about it, you wouldn't dare to eat it." Lin Yifei knew that he also had a childishness, that is, defiance, from his provocation of the former world champion Kevin in the Olympic Games? Phil can be seen.

　　"Who said I wouldn't dare?" Chris grabbed the chopsticks from the lunchbox with great force, forked them over the lion's head, then put them in his mouth and very slowly ate the entire lion's head, then forked those chopsticks hard on the stuffed tofu, "How about that? Do you dare to eat it? Beware of AIDS and syphilis."

　　"Do you think I'm stupid? AIDS and syphilis are not spread by saliva!" Lin Yifei proudly poked up the stuffed tofu and stuffed it into his mouth, and after eating it, he even opened his mouth to show Chris that he had really swallowed it.

　　Obviously ridiculously childish, if this could make Chris eat more, Lin Yifei felt happy.

　　KK they all widened their eyes, a long time a child named Michael before he spoke out: "Lin ...... you do not want to live ......"

　　Lin Yifei indifferently shrugged his shoulders, "you guys are too stupid, I asked the doctor, the doctor said syphilis and AIDS is to have sex together before the infection! Have sex, you know?"

　　Lin Yifei remembered that American children are precocious, in fact, they do not have to be so shy about talking about sex.

　　"But ......" KK still wanted to say something.

　　"What for? You're afraid I'll get syphilis or AIDS!" Lin Yifei amusingly brought the lunch box back to his table and continued to grind rice. The old mother also chattered about how she was afraid of coming to the United States without rice to eat, who knew that after coming here, what can't be bought in Chinatown, ah, even the ordinary supermarkets have rice for sale.