50 Laugh-Out-Loud Q&A Jokes

1. Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

A: Because they make up everything!

2. Q: Why did the student eat his homework?

A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

3. Q: What do you call fake spaghetti?

A: An impasta.

4. Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

A: Because then it would be a foot.

5. Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?

A: He was outstanding in his field!

6. Q: What has ears but cannot hear?

A: A cornfield.

7. Q: Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

A: In case he got a hole in one.

8. Q: What did one ocean say to the other?

A: Nothing. It just waved.

9. Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?

A: A soccer match.

10. Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?

A: A bulldozer.

11. Q: Why did the math book look sad?

A: Because it had too many problems.

12. Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

A: They’d crack each other up.

13. Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?

A: Because it was two-tired.

14. Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: Put a little boogie in it!

15. Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A: A palm tree.

16. Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A: A gummy bear.

17. Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

A: Because she’ll let it go.

18. Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: Because it felt crummy.

19. Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

A: Nacho cheese!

20. Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: Fsh.

21. Q: Why was six afraid of seven?

A: Because 7 8 9!

22. Q: Why don’t skeletons fight?

A: They don’t have the guts.

23. Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

A: “Supplies!”

24. Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

A: Frostbite.

25. Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A: A pouch potato

26. Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?

  A: It had a virus!

27. Q: What’s a cat’s favorite color?

  A: Purr-ple.

28. Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

  A: Ground beef.

29. Q: Why did the man run around his bed?

  A: Because he was trying to catch up on sleep.

30. Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

  A: Look for fresh prints.

31. Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

  A: An abdominal snowman.

32. Q: Why are elevator jokes so good?

  A: Because they work on many levels.

33. Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?

  A: A pork chop.

34. Q: Why did the picture go to jail?

  A: Because it was framed!

35. Q: What kind of music do mummies listen to?

  A: Wrap music.

36. Q: Why did the banana go to the party?

  A: Because it was a-peeling!

37. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

  A: A dino-snore.

38. Q: Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm?

  A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

39. Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

  A: An investigator.

40. Q: Why did the smartphone need glasses?

  A: Because it lost its contacts!

41. Q: How do cows do math?

  A: With a cow-culator.

42. Q: What kind of key opens a banana?

  A: A monkey!

43. Q: Why did the belt get arrested?

  A: For holding up the pants!

44. Q: Why are frogs so happy?

  A: Because they eat whatever bugs them!

45. Q: What has four wheels and flies?

  A: A garbage truck.

46. Q: Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

  A: Because some relationships don’t work out.

47. Q: What do you call a noodle that’s always late?

  A: Procrastinoodle.

48. Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

  A: An irrelephant.

49. Q: Why did the teddy bear skip dessert?

  A: Because it was stuffed!

50. Q: Why was the broom so tired?

  A: Because it was always sweeping