Who Cut the Cheese!?!

Once upon a time at an animal circus there was a curious baby skunk. After finishing her lunch the curious baby skunk wanted to find an answer to a question on her mind.

Thinking about it for some time without a clue, the curious baby skunk searched for someone who knew.

The baby skunk trotted with her tail in the air up to a rat she saw lying on a mat. The baby skunk asked the rat,

“Maybe you can help me please. Do you know who cut the cheese?”

“I don’t know but it wasn’t me.”

“I’ve been busy trying on some of my hats.”

“Do you smell something funny? Maybe it was the pig.” The rat squeaked with a grimace face.

“Possibly... I’ll just have to check and see. Thank you for your help today. I guess I’ll be going on my way,”

As the baby skunk trotted away with her tail in the air, she could hear the rat squeak, “Who cut the cheese?!?”

Then the rat stuffed his face into his hat.

The baby skunk trotted with her tail in the air up to the pig and asked,

“Maybe you can help me please. Do you know who cut the cheese?”

“I don’t know but it wasn’t me.”

“I’ve been busy rolling in the mudd getting a little dirty.”

“Do you smell something funny? Maybe it was the dog.” The pig squealed with a grimace face.

“Possibly... I’ll just have to check and see. Thank you for your help today. I guess I’ll be going on my way,”

As the baby skunk trotted away with her tail in the air, she could hear the pig squeal, “Who cut the cheese?!? Oink! Oink!”

Then the pig stuffed her snout into the mudd.

The baby skunk trotted with her tail in the air up to the dog and asked,

”Maybe you can help me please. Do you know who cut the cheese?”

“I don’t know but it wasn’t me.”

“I’ve been busy playing with my bone.”

“Do you smell something funny? Maybe it was the duck.” The dog barked with a grimace face.

“Possibly... I’ll just have to check and see. Thank you for your help today. I guess I’ll be going on my way,”

As the baby skunk trotted away with her tail in the air, she could hear the dog bark, “Who cut the cheese?!?” Woof! Woof!”

Then the dog buried his head into the ground.

The baby skunk trotted with her tail in the air up to the duck and asked,

“Maybe you can help me please. Do you know who cut the cheese?”

“I don’t know but it wasn’t me.”

”I’ve been busy swimming in the pond with a swan. We were having a race just for fun.”

“Do you smell something funny? Maybe it was the cow.” The duck quacked with a grimace face.

“Possibly... I’ll just have to check and see. Thank you for your help today. I guess I’ll be going on my way,”

As the baby skunk trotted away with her tail in the air, she could hear the duck quack, “Who cut the cheese?!? Quack! Quack!”

Then the duck buried her head into the pond.

The baby skunk’s frustration was starting to grow after asking four animals, but still didn’t know. The baby skunk trotted with her tail in the air up to the cow and asked,

“Maybe you can help me please. Do you know who cut the cheese?”

“I don’t know but it wasn’t me.”

“ I’ve been busy counting sheep in my sleep.”

“Do you smell something funny? Maybe it was the cat.” The cow mooed with a grimace face.

“Possibly... I’ll just have to check and see. Thank you for your help today. I guess I’ll be going on my way,”

As the baby skunk trotted away with her tail in the air, she could hear the cow moo, “Who cut the cheese?!? Moooo!”

Then the cow got dizzy and fell down.

The baby skunk trotted with her tail in the air up to the cat and asked,

“Maybe you can help me please. Do you know who cut the cheese?”

“I don’t know but it wasn’t me.”

“ I’ve been busy knitting mittens for my kittens.”

“Do you smell something funny? Maybe it was the monkey.” The cat purred with a grimace face.

“Possibly... I’ll just have to check and see. Thank you for your help today. I guess I’ll be going on my way,”

As the baby skunk trotted away with her tail in the air, she could hear the cat purr, “Who cut the cheese?!? Meow! Meow!”

Then the cat covered her nose with a mitten.

Searching in all sorts of places only to get funny faces, the baby skunk was very upset, but she wasn’t ready to give up yet. The baby skunk trotted with her tail in the air up to the monkey and asked,

“Maybe you can help me please. Do you know who cut the cheese?”

“I don’t know but it wasn’t me.”

“ I’ve been busy up in the tree collecting bananas with my friend the chimpanzee.”

”Do you smell something funny? Maybe it was the lion.” The monkey screeched with a grimace face.

“Possibly... I’ll just have to check and see. Thank you for your help today. I guess I’ll be going on my way,”

As the baby skunk trotted away with her tail in the air, she could hear the monkey screech, “Who cut the cheese?!? Ooh ooh! Ah Ahh!”

Then the monkey stuffed his nose with a couple of bananas.

The baby skunk trotted with her tail in the air up to the lion and asked,

“Maybe you can help me please. Do you know who cut the cheese?”

“I don’t know but it wasn’t me.”

”I’ve been busy combing my mane. Whenever it gets tangled it drives me insane!”

”Do you smell something funny? Maybe it was the elephant.” The lion roared with a grimace face.

“Possibly... I’ll just have to check and see. Thank you for your help today. I guess I’ll be going on my way,”

As the baby skunk trotted away with her tail in the air, she could hear the lion roar, “Who cut the cheese?!? Roar!”

Then the lion combed her mane over her face.

The baby skunk trotted with her tail in the air up to the elephant and asked,

“Maybe you can help me please. Do you know who cut the cheese?”

“I don’t know but it wasn’t me.”

“It’s getting late… Shouldn’t you be getting back to your family?”

“I guess you’re right. And it does look like it’s starting to turn to night. Thank you for your help today. I guess I’ll be going on my way,”

As the baby skunk trotted away with her tail in the air, she could hear the elephant wail, “Who cut the cheese?!? Waaaaah!”

Then the elephant stuffed his trunk into his mouth.

The baby skunk was now homeward bound, still with no answer to be found. Looking back at the day she had, the baby skunk was frustrated and mad.

Searching in all sorts of places only to find different funny faces.

She was off to get back home in a hurry, so that her mom wouldn’t have to worry. The mommy skunk was happy to see her daughter, wondering where she went off to trotter. She asked,

“Hello Hun. Where were you out having some fun?”

“I searched high and low for an answer I still don’t know. At first I thought maybe it was a rat, who told me it was the pig, who said it was the dog, who pointed at the duck.

Still without an answer or any luck, I went on to ask a cow, a cat, and even a monkey with still no answer for me.

Not ready to give up just yet, I ended my day asking a lion and an elephant on one last bet. Although they were busy in their own different way, we were all asking the same question at the end of the day. Mommy can you help me please! Do you know who cut the cheese?”

Mommy looked down with the biggest smile before she started laughing out loud for a while…

“Hahahaha you’re so funny! I know who cut the cheese honey. Nobody! There is a perfectly good explanation…

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~ Uncle Stinkee. Smell me later!

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