Boys!

Boys! Men! All male genes in general! Do you ever just sit back and think, OMG how could the universe create such disgusting creatures? lol. As a mom of 2 boy toddlers and of course married to another toddler, I sometimes wonder, how in the hell they 1) survive without females and 2) how they can be so disgusting. I mean, come on, how hard is it for 1) to go pee and raise the toilet seat up before you take a leak?!? It is not hard at all, but I guess it means to them it takes more time to do that. Hell, if you cannot put the toilet seat up before you piss then at least have the curtesy to clean it up! I cannot tell you how many times I have gone to the bathroom to sit down and pee and OMG, sat right in it. Ugh, makes me want to scream. If it is not the toilet seat being lifted or cleaned up, it is the drops on the floor that I step in....I mean good gosh, is it that hard to shake your penis off when you get done peeing?!? Oh, and did I mention, is it that hard to hit a huge hole to piss?!? I mean you have this huge bowl in front of you, can you not control your aim?!? It seriously cannot be that hard!!!

Empty toilet paper roll…Anyone else have that issue? They use all the toilet paper and knowing that there is a new roll not even a few feet in front of their face, bathroom trash can is another few steps away, why CAN’T you take off the empty roll and put on a new roll. Why must you leave the empty roll on the holder and set one on the bathroom countertop or even better…sit it on top of the empty roll? Really guys, it is not that hard to change out the old with the new and throw the old away.

Then, not only peeing everywhere, but what is it with boys thinking that it is funny running around the house buck ass naked and saying, "kiss my butt" or "look at my wiener". Seriously kids....and grown men.... why the hell do we want to see your balls and wiener?!? If it is not that, it is the laughing about buttholes, farts, balls, and pooping! I mean come on! Why does every conversation have to be about your bodily functions??? It is to the point now, every time one of them fart you hear "shot's fired, take cover".... I mean yeah, it is funny the first couple of times, the way they laugh and say it, but not when you fart 500x a day!

Oh, and what is up with sticking your hands down your pants and placing it on your junk while you are sitting on the couch or lying in bed?? I will never understand that thinking. You say that it’s “warm down there” or “it’s keeping my hand warm”, but gosh dang, you have a million blankets lying around the house, cover up….It is not like your junk is going to go anywhere.

Ugh, even though females complain about boys, and how disgusting they can be, listening to the balls, poop, and fart jokes, cleaning up pee off the toilet seat or the floor, at the end of the day it is all worth it because little boys especially are full of life and fun, and maybe we females just need to sit back and laugh along with them. It might be good for our mental health to just go with the flow. after dealing I would not trade it for the world.