Top 10 Amazon products

Instant Pot Duo Crisp 11-in-1 Electric Pressure Cooker: "Ah, the Instant Pot Duo Crisp - the Swiss Army knife of kitchen appliances. It can do everything from pressure cooking to air frying, but let's be real, it's just taking up valuable counter space and making us feel guilty about all the meals we're not making in it."

Apple AirPods Pro: "The Apple AirPods Pro - because who doesn't want to spend $250 on a pair of earbuds that will inevitably get lost in the couch cushions or left on the gym floor? And don't even get me started on the charging case - it's like a tiny coffin for your tiny earbuds."

Samsung 55-Inch Class Crystal UHD TU-7000 Series Smart TV: "The Samsung TU-7000 Series Smart TV - because nothing says 'I'm a modern, tech-savvy person' like a giant, flat-screen TV that can stream shows and play video games. But let's be real, you're still going to spend most of your time watching reruns of The Office."

Lysol Disinfecting Wipes: "Lysol Disinfecting Wipes - because nothing says 'cleanliness' like a bunch of chemical-soaked wipes that will inevitably dry out and turn into a hard, crusty mess in the bottom of the container. And don't even get me started on the scent - it's like a sterile, hospital-grade nightmare."

Keurig K-Slim Single Serve Coffee Maker: "The Keurig K-Slim Single Serve Coffee Maker - because who doesn't want to pay $120 for a coffee maker that can only make one cup at a time? And let's not forget the K-Cups - they're like the fast food of the coffee world, convenient but ultimately unsatisfying."

Fitbit Charge 4 Fitness and Activity Tracker: "The Fitbit Charge 4 - because who doesn't want to spend $150 on a glorified pedometer that will inevitably end up in a drawer alongside the other fitness gadgets you've bought but never used? And don't even get me started on the heart rate monitor - it's like a constant reminder that your heart is still beating, just in case you forgot."

iRobot Roomba i3+ EVO (3550) Self-Emptying Robot Vacuum: "The iRobot Roomba i3+ EVO - because who doesn't want to spend $600 on a vacuum that will inevitably get stuck under the couch or knock over a lamp? And let's not forget the self-emptying feature - it's like a tiny little vacuum landfill in your hallway, just waiting to explode with dust bunnies and pet hair."

Philips Sonicare ProtectiveClean 6100 Rechargeable Electric Toothbrush: "The Philips Sonicare ProtectiveClean 6100 - because who doesn't want to spend $80 on a toothbrush that will inevitably end up on the bathroom floor or in the sink? And let's not forget the 'pressure sensor' - because apparently we're all brushing our teeth too hard and need a little robot to tell us when we're doing it wrong."

Bose QuietComfort 35 II Wireless Bluetooth Headphones: "The Bose QuietComfort 35 II - because who doesn't want to spend $350 on a pair of headphones that will inevitably get tangled in your bag or crushed in your pocket? And let's not forget the 'noise-canceling' feature - because apparently the world is too loud and we need a pair of headphones to escape from it."

Amazon Echo Dot (4th Gen) Smart Speaker: "The Amazon Echo Dot (4th Gen) - because who doesn't want to spend $50 on a speaker that will inevitably end up collecting dust on a shelf or in a drawer? And let's not forget the 'smart' feature - because apparently we're all too lazy to turn on our lights or check the weather without asking a robot to do it for us."