Watch Out For The Big Grrrrrls

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Full disclaimer: this is my third attempt at writing this article because I have a bad habit of accidentally opening up too many browsers on my phone and making a myriad of copy & paste errors 🤦🏻‍♀️

But before we start falling down segues and other 🐇🕳 ‘s I need to get a S/O or two out of the way.

To my Crazy Capricorn ♑️ Sis: Because of you, I am able to watch all the trashy reality TV I want 🤭🤫 and then write my blogs & that makes me happy!!!

However it’s my Super Hero Gemini ♊️ Sis (Ness-Phi Super Gemini) who just randomly asked me if I ever watched Watch Out For The Big Grrrls????

My response was one of 🤔…no but it sounds like something to watch while shamelessly eating snacks

#ISWISAIIWII 🤷🏻‍♀️

So armed with Ben & Jerry’s & Cretors we settle in to watch this show.

And I was not prepared for what I saw. 😱

These women are absolutely f’n GORGEOUS. Every last one of them in their own way are incredibly beautiful.

Typically this would be the part of the blog where I highlight a few cast members and their amazing attributes but I’m not gonna. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Because, not for nothin, it would take me too long to be catty and try to find their flaws.

The show itself is just aesthetically beautiful starting with the mansion all the girls are staying in. I turned and looked at the Super ♊️ like 😱 and she says “I knoooooow”

And then we both got quiet and because I believe we were both thinkin how the heck we we’re gonna get to the Maldives (at least that’s MY story) 🤣

Because we’re ALL goin before we die, jussayin 🤷🏻‍♀️.

So not only is the setting of this show beautiful and the women are beautiful, but I’m such a girly-girl cuz I get all excited over colorful makeup and hair and props and photo shoots so I’m over here “oooohing & ahhhhing” at all of the color popping beauty and then the clothes 🤦🏻‍♀️

Sweet God, the clothes are amazing and I want to wear a coupla of dem fits but I’m a “mature” lil short chubby chick who doesn’t leave the house 🤣🤣🤣 so why am I puttin on PANTS let alone makeup 🤣🤣🤣.

But now I’m inspired to “get crute, and do a selfie shoot” and I may…

Stay tuned for that, but don’t hold your breath, cuz MiMi is lazy 🤣🤣🤣

🤷🏻‍♀️ But back to the big grrrls show, I believe me & Super ♊️ are about 4 or 5 episodes in, and the show is SO aesthetically fabulous that I forget this is ‘sposed to be some sort of “competition” to tour as a dancer for Lizzo.

This is where I drop out.

Not from WATCHING the show, mind you, but from even thinkin about being on the show 🤣🤣🤣 cuz even though MiMi danced in one talent show in the eighth grade…

⏸ Pause cuz this is actually an important confession 🤣.

I’m serious 🧐 🤣

Back in the eighth grade, myself and two other classmates danced to Michael Jackson’s PYT in the talent show. Everyone thought we made up the routine on our own. In reality it was a “funked up” version of an aerobics dance routine from my SEVENTH grade gym class. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Look I’m not proud of what I did but I switched school districts my seventh grade summer, so now you know…

MiMi can’t dance…never really could. I’m a fraud 🤣🤣🤣.

🎶 I can’t dance…I can't dance

I can't sing

I'm just standing here sellin'🎶

Look MiMi t’aint ever lie to y’all… this blog is all over the place and for that I’m sorry 🤷🏻‍♀️

#ISWISAIIWII

But I’ma continue to watch Lizzo, and Marriage Boot Camp & Serial Killers and write poems & historical fiction on demand cuz the 🍓 topped Chocolate 🍫 Disc allows me to.

Until then,

✌🏼💜💨

Peace, Love, Exhale