THE HOUSE OF GREEN: CHIKA
A COLLECTION OF ROYAL POEMS, VOL. I (REVISED)
NO. SHE ONCE WAS A BLACK QUEEN, WHO DECIDED TO HELP KATE MIDDLETON, AND ENDED UP A SLAVE TO HER OWN HOUSE OF GREEN. ME.
NO CHIKA CHIKA, THAT'S ALL I HEAR ABOUT IS CHIKA... ME.
NO SHE TAUGHT THAT "GREEN" WAS ILLUMINATION; INSTEAD, SHE BECAME THE ABOMINATION. ME.
NO CHIKA CHIKA, THAT'S ALL I HEAR ABOUT IS CHIKA... ME.
NO ONCE DESERVING OF A HUSBAND KING, BUT DECREASED HERSELF TO THAT OF ONE, UNDESERVING OF A RING. ME.
NO CHIKA CHIKA, THAT'S ALL I HEAR ABOUT IS CHIKA... ME.
NO NOW A SLAVE TO KATE, REGRETTING EVERY WORD SHE ATE... ME.
NO CHIKA CHIKA, THAT'S ALL I HEAR ABOUT IS CHIKA... ME.
NO AFRAID TO BE FAT AND BLACK, SHE JUMPED ON HER GOOD COUSIN'S BACK. ME.
NO CHIKA CHIKA, THAT'S ALL I HEAR ABOUT IS CHIKA... ME.
NO WHAT A BETRAYAL IT WAS TO HER, WHEN SHE HEARD HER COUSIN WAS GETTING MARRIED, SHE SAID: "BUT HER HUSBAND ISN'T BLACK; AND, SHE HERSELF, ISN'T FAT AND BLACK, WITH A MONKEY ON HER FACE; I CANNOT STAND HER; I CANNOT LOOSE MY PLACE. ME!"
NO CHIKA CHIKA, THAT'S ALL I HEAR ABOUT IS CHIKA... ME.
NO HER COUSIN, HEARING THIS DID NOT SPEAK WITHOUT REMISS: "HOW DARE YOU TRY TO MAKE ME FAT AND BLACK; AND, INSTEAD OF ME HAVING A HUSBAND, YOU'D PUT A MONKEY ON MY BACK. ME.
NO CHIKA CHIKA, THAT'S ALL I HEAR ABOUT IS CHIKA... ME.
NO "....I'VE NEVER DONE YOU THIS WAY, BACK THE HELL UP OR I'LL MAKE YOU PAY. ME.
NO CHIKA CHIKA, THAT'S ALL I HEAR ABOUT IS CHIKA... ME.
NO WITH CHIKA SNEARING FROM EAR-TO-EAR BACKING HER COUSIN AGAINST A WALL, HOPING SHE WOULD FALL; AND, MAKE A DEAL, TO WRECK HER LIFE, HER DEAR BELOVED COUSIN STABBED HER WITH A KNIFE... OF WORDS AND PHRASES... THAT'S ALL IT WAS... FOR SHE IS A CHRISTIAN, GUARDED BY ANGELS... ARCHANGELS SENT FROM ABOVE. ME.
NO CHIKA CHIKA, THAT'S ALL I HEAR ABOUT IS CHIKA. ME.
NO. NOW PRINCESS KATE WALKS INTO THE ROOM, LISTENING TO THIS ALL, QUEEN CAMILLA COMES IN; AND DECLARES THAT ALL A ROYAL NEEDS IS DUMBLEDORFE...THAT'S ALL ME!
NO CHIKA CHIKA, THAT'S ALL I HEAR ABOUT IS CHIKA. ME.
NO ONCE PRINCE CHARLES, NOW KING CHARLES THE THIRD, SAYS TO THE GOOD COUSIN: "NOW THAT YOU'VE LEARNED WHAT MY WIFE HAS TAUGHT YOU, IT'S TIME TO WATCH "HARRY POTTER" AND LEARN MORE. ALL ME.
NO CHIKA CHIKA, THAT'S ALL I HEAR ABOUT IS CHIKA. ME.
NO PRINCE WILLIAM ENTERS IN THE ROOM IN A HURRY AND ASKS HIS WIFE: "WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THE FLURRY?" HIS WIFE REPLIES: "YOU KNOW WHAT WE SIGNED - UP FOR, DON'T BE A BUGGA'... BE A HUGGA'... OF TREES, THAT IS... I'M ON A QUEEN BEE, DON'T YOU REMEMBA'... I NEED FOR YOU TO STAY A TREE; YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO"... ALL ME.
NO CHIKA CHIKA, THAT'S ALL I HEAR ABOUT IS CHIKA. ME.
NO "WELL IS SHE A WHORE OR NOT, I HAVE TO KNOW; OUR LIVES DEPEND ON IT; HURRY UP, WE'RE MISSING OUR SHOW... NETFLIX IS TAPING, THIS BITCH KEEPS VAPING. I LOST MY WINGS.. A LONG TIME AGO." ME.
NO CHIKA CHIKA, THAT'S ALL I HEAR ABOUT IS CHIKA. ME.
NO "WHO CARES IF SHE'S A WHORE, LETS JUST SAY SHE IS, AND THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD WILL GIVE US MORE... MONEY THAT IS... DENARI, YEN, RUPIES, WHO CARES... I GAVE THEM QUEEN ELIZABETH II'S GIFTED JEWELRY, SHE GAVE ME IN THE TRAIN... MAY HER SOUL REST IN PEACE... I'M SO VAIN." ME.
NO CHIKA CHIKA THAT'S ALL I HEAR ABOUT IS CHIKA. ME.
NO SPEAKING OF VAIN AND RIDING A TRAIN, HAVE YOU SEEN CHIKA; I HAVE A CHILD, WITH HER; AND THAT'S HOW WE'LL GET PAID." ME.
NO CHIKA CHIKA, THAT'S ALL I HEAR ABOUT IS CHIKA. ME.
WRITTEN BY NNEDINMA IWUCHUKWU PITT & WILLIAM BRADLEY IWUCHUKWU PITT, MONDAY AUGUST 12, 2024.
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Excellent written