The Adventures of Buck Wilde

Today was the wildest! After having a very frustrating fight with my roommate I found myself in an extremely odd mood. After leaving our place I was just driving aimlessly in my car.

That's what frustrated me most about the whole morning. I had lost the argument in my typical admit no wrong fashion. I lost control of my emotions and I stormed right out of the place.

For reference: Readers it is highly unintelligent to lose control of your emotions! Especially your anger. Trust me there is nothing more embarrassing than letting your temper get out of hand.

The choices and decisions I made after losing my cool were shameful. The last thing I said is and I quote, "I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!"... and then I left my home. So it is safe to say I lost!

So to the victor goes the spoils, my home, my things, my comfort, and for me; I had a car and the clothes I was wearing on my back at the time of the fight. And you know it's the crazy thing but I was not digging my outfit...

If only I had decided to get as fly as I desire to be on a normal basis before walking out of my room to get BITCHED OUT by my roommate. But that's the shitty funny thing about getting BITCHED OUT by your roommate, you certainly don't plan for it.

I did not plan on things escalating to the point where I would leave my place and hit the road like a vagabond nomad.

Matty, my JACKASS roommate was the one that got me all worked up. Even though there were 3 of us living together, it was ALWAYS Matty that I had BIG ISSUES with.

Matty and I were closer in age and more alike than our other roommate, and yet we could not get along. I have always prided myself on living up to the man, the myth, and the legend that is me. My glorious stories and Grand reputation are nowhere NEAR an exaggeration.

If anything my life, my stories, and my reputation is truly a humble brag compared to the real trials of being me. I AM LITERALLY A LEGEND. Everyone in my hometown and honestly anybody I have ever met could tell you a legendary tale about me.

I do not have the time nor could I pick just one tale to tell. Let's go for a quick summary another humblebrag if you may. My IMPRESSIVE sports accolades, and individual sports accomplishments, but nothing has been as notorious as my run as a savage PARTY ANIMAL.

There is no ignoring the fact that all around the WORLD adults with class and style could be asked what was the greatest night of your life? Or what was the best party you've ever been to? Even if they were asked if there were a party Olympics, who would get could gold?

All answers would mention a Buck Wilde night, party, or interaction! Look, I have always felt like a whole different type of human, on the court, on the field, and in society! BUT when it comes to partying and having a good time it's like I have some freaky sixth sense!

It's honestly like I have a superhuman ability to throw BANGIN, JUMPIN, CRUMP, and fun parties. Honestly, there is not enough paper in the world to begin to explain even ONE of my parties to you!

Also one of my big sayings is "if it's in the past then it's ASS". Trust me you will get plenty of tales of parties just the ones that happen in the present.

But, so far today is all about my HUGE ASS fight with my roommate Matty!

Let's get back to this because I am currently driving around aimlessly!