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What Would You Do if You Were Rich- Challenge Entry

By Sara WilsonPublished about 9 hours ago 4 min read

If I were rich (and I don't mean "buy a small island" rich, just "I can finally unclench my jaw and maybe afford Whataburger without guilt" rich), the very first thing I'd do is unleash my inner financial superhero. I wouldn't have a cape or a secret bat cave or anything like that... my uniform would be my same old torn up fishnets and boots. My lair would be my house. My super power would be eradicating debt, one unsuspecting soul at a time. Not because I dream of a zero balance like some people dream of the next iPhone (though not going into debt for a phone would be pretty sweet), but because debt is the arch nemesis of joy. It's that constant, nagging villain that doesn't seem to die. It's impossible to focus on your secret origin story, let alone your passions or purpose, when your brain is busy calculating which bill can survive being paid two days late.

People love to spout platitudes like, "Money is just paper." Oh, bless their innocent, likely debt-free hearts. Money isn't just paper, my friends. Money is time. Every dollar is an hour of your life you traded away, an hour you'll never get back. If I were rich, I'd be driven by a cosmic sense of responsibility to make every one of those precious hours count for something truly meaningful.

Once I'd achieved that clean slate, I'd finally be able to inhale deeply enough to conjure the life I actually want... and it's not a Mermalair filled with gadgets. I don't want a mansion or an invisible boat mobile (too much polishing, frankly). I just want impact. I want to be useful. I want to be the quiet, unassuming hero who operates under the radar. A financial ninja, if you will... but with fewer throwing stars.

One of my first heroic endeavors would be to establish a no kill, donation based pet sanctuary. Picture it: a sprawling haven, not unlike the Hall of Justice, but for furry, feathered, and scaled companions who've had a rough life. This wouldn't be just any shelter, it would be the S.P.C.A of dreams, filled with animals who deserve a safe space and are treated like the invaluable sidekicks they are. A place where volunteers (like jr super heroes in training) can help out, or where families can find a companion. A place where even a weary hero can just sit with a creature who needs a friend just as much as they do.

As a homeschooling mom, I'd also channel my newly acquired wealth into creating epic experiences, not only for my own mini heroes but for other families too. I'd be the "Field trip Fairy Godmother," who gets to organize small groups and whisk them away on adventures that don't require anyone to choose between learning about dinosaurs and paying the electric bill. Museums, science centers, nature trails, historical sites... all of it would be accessible. I'd take the kiddos on educational escapades that provide immersive learning experiences free from the villainous grip of budget constraints.

Through it all, I would operate under the strictest code of anonymity. I wouldn't want a single speck of recognition. No "Financier" plaque on a bench, no commemorative brick in a walkway somewhere. I wouldn't want to be thanked publicly or privately. My greatest satisfaction would come from helping people without them ever knowing it was me.

If someone's car is about to be repossessed by the nefarious "Repo Man," I want the balance to mysteriously vanish. If a family is drowning in medical bills, facing off against the formidable "Healthcare Crisis," I want them to open their account and find a miracle, a sudden surge of funds that vanquishes their financial woes. If a family is locked in a desperate struggle, forced to choose between groceries and gas, I want them to find a gift card in their mailbox with no return address. I'd be the financial equivalent of a superhero, not the flashy kind with a cape and a tragic back story (though my back story involves a lot of freakin credit card debt, which is pretty tragic), but the quiet kind who slips in mysteriously and just fixes what's broken.

I want relief for everyone. I just want to make life easier for us all and more possible for people who are doing their best in a world that keeps moving the finish line. If I were rich, I wouldn't want power. I'd want purpose. I'd want to turn my dollars (my hours of life, remember?) into something that outlives me, a legacy of quiet assistance. I want to do something that matters, and just know that somewhere out there, someone is breathing a little bit easier in a world where damn near everything feels too hard. My greatest triumph would be the unacknowledged sigh of relief, the unseen smile, the quiet possibility blooming in a once strained life. I wouldn't be saving the whole world from supervillains, but I'd be saving individual worlds from the mundane, yet equally devastating villains of financial strain and stress. In my book, that's a feat worth celebrating, even if no one knows who's behind the mask (or in my case, the torn up fishnets).

This is my entry for Kay Husnick's Unofficial Vocal Challenge, which I was pretty inspired by! You can find it here:

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About the Creator

Sara Wilson

I love Ugly Things.

I try and be active AND interactive.

I write... whatever I feel.

Sometimes it's happy.. sometimes it isn't. But it's real. And it's me.

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  • Rain Dayzeabout 3 hours ago

    I love the fishnets!

  • Kay Husnickabout 3 hours ago

    I love your style (with the fishnets and with the approach here).

  • Imola Tóthabout 8 hours ago

    Finally, someone telling them that money isn't just paper! I count money in trees (I'm a tree planter). How many trees I'd have to plant to afford this? One tree is around 25cent, so everything is expensive. :D I love your rich goals. I wish more people would aim for such riches, not only for 'just paper'.

  • Jesse Leeabout 9 hours ago

    What a dream that would be 🤤

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