Never Me

You can never be me, is that why, trouble you tried to cause it?

How you make more money than me and still living in my former closet?

Compete all you want bitch I create my own life

Living a dream job and fell ass backwards into spoiled wife

And you sit in the pew like you do nothing wrong

but the truth is you're singing poorly a very pathetic song

you can't be me, could never get what I have

you could try but hep c can't be washed off your ass

that's why even if you could commit adultery like you wanted so bad

he'd be way too embarrassed to publicly acknowledge that

Tried to make me homeless and fell in your own shit

Couldn’t even pay that little boy to stick around for your itchy bits

Pick me ass bitch that you’ve always been just begging to be used

Stocking up on beers and lies about what kind of music that you like

What a freaking waste of time, honestly you’ll never have half of what’s mine

See what I have is something you could never take, talent and dignity just to name a few

I would never want to trade places with you

I don’t have it all together, who does?

but I sure as shit have self respect and self love

I’ll ask again, you tried to ruin my life twice

but pick me bitch is reaping what you sowed

Stole almost everything I owned and I still have more to show

How'd I end up with two houses, making less money than you?

I'm living a dream, you’ll never have the talent to do

I guess that's the artist building beauty from the ashes

You got a fine job selling bologna to the masses

See that's a double-edged sword in case your brain is stuck

I'm talking literal job and because your fake as fu-

And we know where your cash is going since you’re always broke

Trying to buy a personality, and you’re still a pick me ass joke

It's such a freaking waste because you could never be me

Or her or her or her or us

You're mad because you can’t catch a man even when you catch the bus

“I don’t need a man” but I saw the way you were

Driving to the same mechanic every day until you learned

About his marriage and suddenly the oil on your car was no longer a concern

I see a lot of shit that no one else seems to see

Is that why you’re always so nervous when you get around me?

You could never be me, you got no taste and no brains

Go to Saks fifth Ave and still come out looking skank

That shit is rank

finger in your nose

skin off your feet

wipe it on my chair

that’s the worst you got?

No

that's not the worst part

not by a long shot

I know the real reason you love toddlers, tiaras and dance moms

You liked watching those, when it was just you

Wonder what everyone would think if they knew your celeb crush was honey boo boo

I can't say I'm sure, it's just really messed up

That I've caught you playing the girl fiddle while you watched the human cubs, yuck

I know I'm better I don't need to compete

I know you could never be me

I know you couldn't be happy no matter where you go

But fact is I could care less if you do well, just do it somewhere else

Because you can’t ever be me but saddest part is

you can't even be you because you hate yourself