A little bit about bugs.

I can only swallow so many fruit flies at one sitting. If you leave your soda pop open in summer your just setting your self up. So many drinks I've chucked from them being inundated with bugs that decided to have a sip and ended up drowning.

Generally speaking I hate flies. They are totally the most obnoxious bug in the history of bugs. And what I really hate about them is the feeling like they pooped on my food. I dont know why that seems worse than swallowing a bug.

I've heard prisoner's in black hole prisons will eat bugs for the protein. I dont know if this has ever been evaluated. Im sure some bugs have more protien than others. It would be good to know in case of an emergency.

I have a friend who liked to catch moths mid flight and pop em into his mouth just to freak people out. He got a wing stuck to the roof of his mouth once when he panicked. He started going for bigger and bigger moths until he finally tried one of those giant luna moths. He broke out into a sweat and had a little foaming at the mouth as well. The wing desinigrated onto his upper palet and he had to use a toothbrush to scrape it out. He said the body was slimy. It made him feel sick. He went back to the smaller white moths again.

Once a tiny moth flew into my ear. I could hear it buzzing and needed tweezer's to get it out. Freaky.

A fire ant the size of a piece of rice caused me to break out in a rash and almost die. Be afraid of those little creatures.

I'm not even going to mention living with scorpions, centipedes, or kissing bugs.

We all know about mosquitos with thier fancy spelling, and selfish motives.

One time I was stung by bees about 50 times under my bee suit. That was not a good day. I figured I was going to die and when you are that swollen with toxin you almost hope you do! But I didn't. And I still love bees. Just make sure your bee suit is sealed with no holes when working with bees.

And you never know how many spiders will go into your mouth while you sleep. I guess it's OK as long as they have protien.