What Can You Do Without a Brain?

It is is a no-brainer, or is it? I mean, you would need your brain to understand the

words that I was speaking, and you would need your brain to decide whether or not you liked

what you were hearing. You would also need your brain to move your muscles in just the

right way to click the subscribe button. In fact, you need your brain to do a lot of stuff and without a brain, well, you can't do much of anything at all. So, literally speaking,

is there really such a thing as a "no-brainer?" Let's begin with no-header's...decapitation.

It's a macabre subject, I know, but what's the matter? Are you chicken? Ok, good.

Because Mike certainly was. In 1945, farmer Lloyd Olsen went out to grab a chicken for supper.

He cut the chicken's head off and it didn't die. Mike The Headless Chicken lived for another

18 months. He toured the country and surprised onlookers. He could walk and perch and was

fed by putting little drops of water or pieces of grain down his throat. But here's the thing.

Mike The Headless Chicken's actions weren't a no-brainer, because even though

he didn't have much of what we would call a "head" left,

he did have a bit of his brain stem. If we want a clearer no-brainer, we're going

to have to look at an even more simple creature, the cockroach. These guys don't even breath

through their heads so, without one, they're fine. Instead, they breath through holes all

over their bodies. And instead of being controlled by a big, massive brain, they have little

bundles of nerves, ganglia, throughout their body, and so, even without any head parts,

even when completely decapitated, a cockroach can live for weeks. It can walk around, respond

to movement. Really its only problem is that without its head it will eventually starve to death. Us humans are not nearly as fortunate. Without

a head and brain we die within seconds, if not instantly. But before you get jealous,

keep in mind that with our heads intact, we are capable of some actions that don't necessarily

require the brain: reflexes. When you snap your finger, your finger moves at about 20

mph. And a really big sneeze can expel air at nearly 30-40 mph. But nerve impulses, they're

really quick. They can clock in at 250 mph, but sometimes, that's not even fast enough.

For instance, if you accidentally put your hand on a hot stove, cells are dying quickly.

And 250 mph doesn't cut it, you need to take an action fast. It's not worth it to tell

your brain what's happening right away. And so instead, your immediate reaction to pull

away is mediated by other parts of your nervous system. The same can be said for involuntary

and unconscious processes. So, in a way, these unconscious, involuntary,

or reflexive behaviors could be considered no-brainers. But I'm not quite satisfied

yet because they still require that your brain be there, keeping you alive. So, what if you

weren't alive? Well, in your dead, brainless body, your muscle cells still contain a little

bit of energy in the form of ATP. Backyard Brains, right here on YouTube, demonstrates

this with insect parts. This leg is no longer connected to a brain or a body, but energy

remains in the cells. And so, researchers can detect electrical signals when the leg

is touched or even simply breathed on. "Whoa, that popping sound you're hearing is

the spontaneous discharge rate of the living neurons in the still-living leg." The muscle cells of a human limb would respond

in just the same way. But you don't need wires to observe behavior like this. Salt can also

do the trick. The introduction of sodium ions can cause a process similar to an action-potential

in a living animal. Salt added to these fresh frog legs makes them dance, though not for

very long. The cells will eventually run out of energy or simply decay. But to be sure,

there are many other brief candidates for no-brainers at the moment of death. For instance,

muscles relaxing, causing a person to soil themselves. Technically, a no-brainer. But

it's a misconception that a corpse continues to grow fingernails and hair. Instead, it's

actually the skin itself shrinking as it dries, making hair and nails appear longer. But let's take a closer look at these skin cells,

because we might be on to a quite satisfactory no-brainer. Your skin cells live on the periphery

of your body and they don't require a constant stream of new nutrients from your blood.

And so even though you are dead and your brain is no longer calling the shots, your skin

cells can continue to live, gathering nutrients through osmosis and dividing for days.

In fact, you can harvest skin cells from a corpse after 24 hours. On a related note - digestion.

Sure, a lot of the digestive process is completed by you being alive and having a nervous system that

works. But part of the work is done by bacteria that just happens to live inside your gut.

And when you're dead or your brain is gone, they'll continue digesting.

So, in a way, making poop, at least part of that process, is a no-brainer. But here's the thing. These bacteria that

live inside you are foreign bacteria. Are they you? For that matter, what about the

skin cells that can continue to live after you're dead? Are they you or are they merely cells

that you have made a good home for? We're getting pretty philosophical here because

we're basically asking if you are merely your brain and everything else that goes on when

you no longer have one is just other stuff that you aren't doing? You could argue that without a brain your body

no longer has your intentions. It no longer does things because you have decided to do them.

In other words, a no-brainer may be impossible for you to do,

because it requires not using you. If you are merely what your brain does and

not what your cells do off on their own when the brain is gone then, in a way, being you,

being alive, is a yes-brainer.