perfect ways to start Monday morning

If Monday Morning is merely a "state of mind," then why is it that getting your brain to function properly is usually so difficult?

Regardless of your strategy, it seems like the deck is always stacked against you.

Typically, it goes something like this: get out of bed, wash your teeth, have breakfast, get a cup of tea or coffee, and head out of the house.

Stay tuned as we examine some more *ahem* "perfect" ways to start a Monday morning, if those terrifying tales seem like something that could happen to you.

Alright, so you may have missed your alarm by ten times, but at last you've woken up.

Well done, my friend!

Most of us go for a tea or coffee first thing on Monday mornings.

However, I doubt that preparing it this way will provide you with that delightful caffeine boost.

It might be worse, though, as this poor unfortunate person managed to completely spill their beloved mug and all of the hot, sweet coffee inside of it.

I say it's time to go back to bed.

Not everyone like coffee; for some, a glass of cool fruit juice can be just as energizing.

Hopefully, the carton contained extra juice for the incompetent person who attempted to pour their own drink upside-down.

However, this purported "blueberry juice" is more akin to that gloppy Teletubby Custard, so perhaps it was a good thing.

There are a plethora of options available for breakfast.

When you're in a rush, a classic bowl of cereal is your best bet.

Imagine now that your roommate has chosen to leave the package rolled up like this when you reach into the cabinet.

Unless you happen to live with the Incredible Hulk, this should be a major source of concern.

Some folks would rather make a wholesome smoothie in the morning to follow a healthy path.

If this unfortunate individual demonstrates anything, it's that there are instances when making healthy lifestyle choices isn't worth the trouble.

According to legend, that banana is still spinning around and won't stop without a fight!

It's usually preferable to start the fruit in the morning to ensure you get your five a day in before nightfall.

But occasionally, it appears that fate has different ideas.

When this person accidently made the most deadly apple in history by breaking their apple slicer, things undoubtedly got worse for them.

The term "fruit ninja" takes on entirely new significance in light of this weapon.

The majority of us go to the restroom first thing in the morning.

Is there anything more ideal than stepping into a lush, carpeted paradise where the walls of the bathtub are covered in a thick layer of coral?

The owner of this bathroom deserves a lot of praise for maintaining the aesthetic of the 1970s so well.

Bonus points for the awful wall covering!

That old bathroom could insult anyone, and that's quite acceptable, but in my opinion, this toilet seat goes too far.

You would be leaping off the throne in terror that the entire thing had become a complete splash fest just by looking at the water effect.

If you found that uncomfortable enough, you should be grateful that you have never had to use the restroom in a home where this toilet cover is present.

There are those who are merely cruel.

In any morning, brushing your teeth is arguably the most crucial task.

What could go wrong when even the most sluggish minds could figure out how to apply toothpaste to a brush?

So that's the beginning.

The five-second rule doesn't seem to apply in this situation, so I guess a stick of gum will have to do!

Try this on for size if you thought losing your brush in the bog was terrible news.

Luckily for him, this unhappy miserable creature saw this eight-legged beast before it was too late.

Imagine this: you stumble into the bathroom to brush your teeth as usual after waking up with a cloudy head.

Before you realize it, your day is abruptly wrecked when you arrive at work and give a spider-legs-riddled smile.

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The journey to work is one of the most boring aspects of every Monday morning, particularly for those who reside in large cities.

This picture perfectly captures the feeling of being "so close, but yet so far"—we've all had moments when we've found ourselves sprinting for the bus or a train.

It appears that someone stopped to get lunch, but the meal made it onboard the train without them. It looks like the sandwich is screaming, "Eat my dust, sucker!"

Although losing your lunch is definitely not the end of the world, this unhappy Brazilian commuter will undoubtedly live his entire life replaying this embarrassing moment in his head: