25 jokes to tell people

I'm 25 years old and I'm Tristan with list 25. Here are 25 jokes that are actually funny. Your puns are a joke, and the fact that you think they're funny is a joke.

25 well I can't dinosaurs clap

why cuz they're dead 24 no matter how

kind you are German children will always

be kinder Kendra's kids and German it's

funny 23 what do you call patronizing

criminal walking down stairs what Mike a

condescending condescending 22 my

ex-wife still misses me but her aim is

getting better got him 21 what in one

Egyptian say to the other Egyptian when

they farted what we have a Tutankhamun

20 what did the farmer say when he lost

the Sheep where's my sheep yeah don't

steal that one for me 19 what's ET Shore

for extraterrestrial it's actually one

of Steven Spielberg's best films and

John Williams score is completely

unforgettable fun fact Steven Spielberg

actually recut the ending sequence John

Williams score

I thought the guns with the little the

radios no no no oh you were saying

something

yeah oh it's because he's got little

legs that's what is short for

18 there's no I in denial I like that

matter right 17 how do you think the

unthinkable continued with an iceberg

brutal let's see their Titanic joke or

Mike Tyson joke or both I'm Tyson on the

Titanic hmm iceberg he's gonna be 16

dude guess who I saw yesterday did you

see everyone I looked at 15 during a

magic act for his final feat a Mexican

magician counted uno dos and vanished

without a trace

dang it 14 why is it drips next so long

biology because its head so far from his

body

stupid long horses 13 did you know that

cats can jump higher than a house can

they yeah this is uh this is largely due

to the cats powerful hind legs and the

fact that houses can't jump the musical

Cats was terrified of it see but I hate

it never stop please no Memphis stop Lee

this is another name for the devil

um rumpus I mr. mostafa Leeds honestly I

don't remember terrible show hated every

second of it that was very good wait

okay wait 12 the frustrated cannibal

threw up his arms that sounds kind of

deep actually 11 when is a door not a

door when it's ajar

yeah it's less funny when you know it I

thought you wanted me to try

jokes away from me here give me a hug

nope Ted what is a car not a car plant

Mike when it turns into a driveway oh

that's so good ladies freeze frame still

no never get your not freeze framing

stage yeah nine do you know why I win

geese flying a V one side of the V is

longer than the other is this a joke or

are you gonna give me a scientific

reason yes why you know what no I don't

know because there's more geese on that

side so in a way that was that was sort

of a scientific reason you're more

amused than you should be stay here till

you finish

eight

why does scuba divers fall backwards off

of the boat suppose because if they fell

forward they'd still be on the boat so I

was close kinda near sucked I'm sorry

seven okay you're gonna like this one

yeah man why why is Peter Pan always

flying well technically he's not always

flying it all started when uh he ran

away from home and he lived amongst the

fairies for a little while and he

learned that he was part bird as all

humans are when they're first born

that's in the novel it's not you're not

gonna find it any movie originally it in

the little white bird the first place

that Peter Pan ever appeared in which

came out before the play and then the

play came before the novel and because

he never lands just like you never shut

up

ouch and that's coming from me

oh ouch six if I had to describe myself

with one word it would be bad at

following directions five on average I

think people are pretty mean math jokes

I don't like math oh it's kind of

necessary

yeah it's necessary but that doesn't

what's two plus two for a billion for

what did that man say to Robin before

the guy in the Batmobile Robin get in

the Batmobile I hate you so much as you

should it's not stealing me I'm sorry

thank you

you're right let us know in the comments

below if you think Tristan sorry or not

don't spoil it

you spoil my jokes three what is Harry

Potter's favorite method of getting down

a hill oh I'm gonna go with broomstick

no it's actually walking Oh

JK Rowling that's cuz you're a ravenclaw

we Ravenclaw's can't enjoy a good joke

you know I'm a Hufflepuff puck wedgie a

white shuffle puck puck Awaji nope

hufflepuff Hufflepuff keep I'm going to

what did the Pirates say on his 80th

birthday I've heard this before but I'm

gonna be nice go ahead I'm 80

forced I'm 80 yeah sorry was that forced

85 one

if two vegans had an argument now is it

still beef got them enjoying our lists