Rapping Granny With Another Grandson

Logan turned 19 on December 21, 2024. We had a family birthday gathering for Logan. It was fun! I found this when looking for photos of Logan to put in a picture book for him.

The hubby said, “I wouldn’t want you for a grandma.” He then said, “I would want a gift card!” That is what he gets for Christmas and birthdays for grandkids. I want to make something or give something I think they will like.

This is from years ago, just before the pandemic, when we were spending a day together.

Logan: Grandma write a rap song for me

You wrote a song for Brandon

We sang that song for him see

I don’t want to rap random…

Gma: Logan slow down, say again?

Logan: Hey Granny, rap for me

Write some words for me to see

Gma: So, I’m a rapping Granny

I know I’m not a nanny

I’ll see what I can do boo

To write you a rap to do

Gma: Repeat after me okay

Logan: After me okay, hey hey

Logan & Gma first:

Gaming is the bomb some say

Rubik cube is easy for me

I’ll give it a spin to win

The competition is sweet

So neat, not a bunch of nerds

Hey, how about all these words?

Logan & Gma first:

I’m one of eight and don’t skate

I play b-ball of late

I’m too young to date or mate

I do well in school today

Hey school will be out soon yaay

Logan: What else is there to say gmom?

What no n word, no b word no f bomb

Boy it can’t be explicit

My mom will have you fix it

Gma: I’m a granny, you may not

use that crap with me, you nerd

You heard me don’t worry me bird

Logan Smogan let’s try again

Let’s begin…

Logan: oh granny you have no beat

Has to be plenty of rhyme

Can’t be too long or too short

Gma: this will be a treat for you

We have lots of time for rhyme

Abort if too long or short

Repeat after me, you’ll see

Logan & Gma first:

My rap won’t have the b word,

Or the F bomb in this song

It could have nerd, bird or turd.

There may be, you are the third

Or rap along with me… word.

Won’t be loser or boozer

Maybe a bit of snoozer

Nah, not really! Or sleepy

Maybe a little creepy

Logan: creepy how rapping granny?

Gma: just words, you nerd, like fanny.

It matches granny okay?

Gaga is creepy you see

Be careful or you may be

Hanging with gaga today

Logan & Gma first:

So school is a bore fo shore

It’s that time of year you hear

Some drink beer this time of year

No not me, really abhor

I’ll suffer through this school deal

Oh, winter was long for real

But we can do it to it

Finish this year off may bite

And you’ll see I’m not uptight

The plan is to graduate

And man Stan it won’t be late!

Give me credit, I’ll do it

And not just a little bit

Learning another language

And hey you, do not judge me

To keep from getting bored

While I soar and score through school

Some say Sindarin is fake

Don’t make me take you on Jake

The Eldhrim in Sindarin

Save me elvish medicine

Words in beautiful elvish

There are those who are selfish

Don’t mind them, I’m one of em

Gaming is my sport of sort

I enjoy _________ the most

I am pretty good no boast

I can miss out on some things

Mom doesn’t know what she sings

My grades are good as can be

My face on the screen you see

Is giving me what I want

To escape from day-to-day

Yes, you have it, I’m a nerd

I’m called a nerd, the third bird

Not that bad, it’s kinda sad

Makes me want to fling something

So, I go gaming to bring

Me back who I wish to be

Don’t you see, it’s the real me

Definitely me you see

Logan & Gma first:

Gaming is the bomb some say

Rubik's cube is easy for me

I’ll give it a spin to win

The competition is sweet

So neat, not a bunch of nerds

Hey, how about all these words?

Logan & Gma first:

I’m one of eight and don’t skate

I play b-ball of late

I’m too young to date or mate

I do well in school today

Hey school will be out soon yaay

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First published by Mercury Press on medium.com

Authors Note: I thought a rapping granny video would be fun to include. Not me but similar!