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Roses are Red Alternatives

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By Mother CombsPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Roses are Red Alternatives
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If “Roses are Red” was written any other way… It just wouldn’t sound the same. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Roses are red

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  • Mackenzie Davis2 years ago

    Hahaha, that last one made me chuckle! But the first one is my favorite of these, I think! Too clever, this.

  • Berry Driven2 years ago

    😂🤣 now I shall refresh my memory of that poem. I only ever remember that roses are red and violets are blue then I insert other stuff and laugh too.

  • Roses are red So many hues Oops you're dead So I'll bury you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I loved the ones you came up with!

  • Poppy 2 years ago

    This is an awesome, enjoyable, lighthearted read. Some very clever rhyming. I loved these lines: 'I am well-read And you are my nightlight'. Great work!

  • Grz Colm2 years ago

    …awkward! Hahaha 🤣😊👍

  • 𝐑𝐌𝐒2 years ago

    I literally laughed out loud at some of these! Funny stuff!

  • Donna Renee2 years ago

    Hahah these were funny 🤣🤣 you are right though, not quite the same!

  • Mark Gagnon2 years ago

    Roses are red My shoes are black I don’t write poetry because it would make me a hack!

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I fell inside your business and now I will sue!

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