The greatest piece of Mormon-American literature this world has ever seen. It's not grooming if he looks 17. A love triangle for the ages;
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Become a paid subscriber to get access.Lol. That was great, and I didn't even see that series.
I'm so impressed that you not only gave a nuanced take, but that you made it fun, rhyme, and educational (I hadn't known about the Mormon component, eesh). But also want to applaud your dad for joining you and presumably sitting through a shit ton of teen heartbreak and Jacob's abs! You rocked this one.
I haven't seen or read, but this is great anyway. :) My mom tried to convert us to Mormonism in my childhood but that did not last.
Bahaha. I can’t remember the Mormon reference (was the author one..) but something about it rings a bell. I only survived the first two films at the cinema back in the day ! 😉
lol, this is amazing. I made my entire family (mom, dad and 2 older brothers) see the first 3 movies in theaters with me 😬
This is brilliant! I’ve not read the books or seen the films (there are multiple, right?). But it was such a pop culture phenomenon that knowing pieces of the plot was unavoidable for me. You gave us a witty 50-word critique in poetic form. Amazing!
Hahahahahahhaha omgggg! This was hilarious! You nailed this!
Lol, this critique 💀… I can’t get over the “it’s not grooming if he looks 17.” What en epic line!
Going to the movies with parents is not always the best, lol. Great review, Ashley.