They Called Me Crazy… So I Made a Spreadsheet of Why I’m Right

They said I was dramatic. I said, “Interesting. Let me open Excel.” You know how it starts. You’re in the middle of a perfectly irrational argument with someone who lives in an alternate dimension—like a narcissist, an ex, or your boss who once emailed “Let’s circle back” and then gaslit you for circling back. They twist your words, rewrite history, and serve up emotional manipulation with a smile and a side of “You’re overreacting.”